Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill.
Lovers remain in the dark, working hard to keep out daylight.
Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets.
Reason is sight. Instinct is touch. Intuition is smell.
Deconstruction: peering suspiciously at the text, I wait for it to make a slip and betray itself.
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.