If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you.
Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.
I win on my merits; my opponents win by cheating.
Being cultured is the least expensive form of respectability.
Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc.
In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot.