Always clamping down on excitement is not self-control but fear.
All history and art are against us, but we still expect happiness in love.
Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling.
Originality finds the unexpected but inevitable next step.
I will not tolerate your faults. They are of no use to me.
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.