Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
Cynicism formulates issues clearly, but only to dismiss them.
Wisdom knows when to return death's embrace.
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit.
Unlike life, when books become meaningless, they are making a point.
Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation.