If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!
An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.
I read less and less. I have not forgiven books for their failure to tell me the truth and make me happy.
Pleasure usually comes when called, but not happiness.
My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived.