If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Constant talkers are unheard.

Jealousy fuses megalomania and self-abandonment.

Swindlers are notoriously gullible.

Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love.

In a strange city, I connect through food and fantasy.

While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote.