If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner.

Beauty is lyrical. Ugliness is elegiac.

Frivolous sorrow is folly. Frivolous enjoyment is not.

I wish you joy of your unhappiness, since you cling to it so.

Wisdom has lost repute because it so often applies to a state of affairs that no longer exists.

I have forgiven you. Nevertheless, begone!