Sexual boredom is ousting sexual deviance as the problem.

The perfect aphorism would achieve classical balance and then immediately upset it.

Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.

Affection reproaches, but does not denounce.

Hope likes justification, but can do without.

Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill.

Excrement can never be culturally elaborated to the extent that nutriment can.