If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment.

As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner.

Good advice is never as helpful as an interest-free loan.

The worship of Mammon may be vulgar or immoral, but it persists while other religions falter and disappear.

Getting ready: the show girl scratches her breast and shakes out her feathers.

Our most important decisions are made while we are thinking about something else.

Some crave grief like strong drink.