I dream of summing everything up in the greatest sentence ever written.

Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

The worship of Mammon may be vulgar or immoral, but it persists while other religions falter and disappear.

Sign at the orgy: BODIES ONLY.

Proverbial wisdom counsels against risk and change. But sitting ducks fare worst of all.

Cure for an obsession: get another one.