The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
The dignified catastrophes of tragedy bear little resemblance to the slow ruin inflicted by life.
Vulgarity is innocent; urbanity is not.
To understand a literary style, consider what it omits.
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.