Money is a better tonic than Geritol.
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
If you are going to be rude, be quick about it.
An event is not over until everyone is tired of talking about it.
Disobedient parents are a great trouble to their children.
Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves.