Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.
Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.
In middle age, I practiced feeling old, but the real thing has been a rude surprise.
To avoid discord, never put two wise people in the same room.
In new situations, I look carefully at appearances. In familiar ones, I glance.
Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining.