The facts, even the real ones, must be imagined before they can be stated.
Methodology gives those with no ideas something to do.
A sense of absurdity interferes with my efforts to appear venerable.
Paradox implies that stating a contradiction disposes of it.
Always clamping down on excitement is not self-control but fear.
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.