An old man drinks tea and reads the newspaper--forgetting age for a moment.
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
The nudes of art are not so distant from pornography as prudish pedants pretend.
God may be a human creation, but He goes His way, not ours.
At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.