Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.
Old age likes indecency. It's a sign of life.
Laughter scares off lust.
Sulking is silent because speaking would reveal its folly.
Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports.
The interest in Wisdom is fading. Soon there will not be enough left to support the aphorism, even though it tries to amuse by half-mocking the Wisdom it propounds.