Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.

When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.

Self-hatred and self-love are equally self-centered.

I know that I am very much like everybody else, but not really.

Being cultured is the least expensive form of respectability.

I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.

Let's have some good, old-fashioned literature, with a virgin and a moral.