Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are.
Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.
Young men preen. Old men scheme.
The time I kill is killing me.
I am kept in bondage by the moles of my beloved.