Lovers remain in the dark, working hard to keep out daylight.
When poets go off the boil, they sound like bumble bees; when critics do, they sound like sewing machines.
Street sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.
Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.
Unlike other vices, cruelty, alas, is never boring.
In middle age, going naked contributes little to public enjoyment.