Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop loving you, there's nothing they will.

A relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit. You’ve got to keep on top of it.

Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship. It's happened once, it could happen again, so you're always looking for telltale signs or symptoms to show that it's reappeared.

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

All a woman actually wants is to feel special.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.