You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we've gone part of the way of accomplishing our task.

If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.