You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

I've been deadline-driven for my whole grown-up life, and that hasn't gone away. It is nice to be able to reflect about the big picture, about what kind of stories you want to tell, and how to take advantage of success.

If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

The really great thing about having two TV shows going on at the same time is that I can go to one and say that I have to go and visit the other and then I can just go home and they don't know.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.