My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've heard some of that tonight. But it's still part of the American way of life.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!