My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've heard some of that tonight. But it's still part of the American way of life.

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment?