The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse?

You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.

I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing.

People call me Joey all the time. I take it as a compliment. There's no point in correcting them. But I'm much more even-keeled and subdued and relaxed than Joey Tribbiani.

I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that.