I am a fan of a bright sock. They're bold.
I am a fancy dress grump, to be honest.
It's very rare that I play cool people. I'm not sure what that says about me.
Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon.
I'm not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.
There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m like, I dunno why, they’d all get their butts kicked by the Doctor Who fans.