When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.