When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.