The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

The party in power almost always unapologetically engages in deficit spending, while the other party argues passionately against the evils of debt and deficits.

Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy.

America's always had a real passion for lunatic movements. That's one of the things we're probably known for around the world, I would imagine.

In the old days, when you took out a mortgage, it was probably through a local bank or a credit union, and whoever gave you your loan held on to it for life. If you lost your job or got too sick to work and suddenly had trouble making your payments, you could call a human being and work things out.

At root, the Tea Party is nothing more than a them-versus-us thing.

The average Tea Partier is sincerely against government spending - with the exception of the money spent on them.