I get really sad when people say, 'I'm no good. I haven't been cast in a pilot.' It doesn't mean you're not good; it just means someone hasn't seen you yet. It doesn't mean that in real life you're not the greatest actor.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.

France has given us the best filmmakers and food.

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.