I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.

I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)

I get really sad when people say, 'I'm no good. I haven't been cast in a pilot.' It doesn't mean you're not good; it just means someone hasn't seen you yet. It doesn't mean that in real life you're not the greatest actor.

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I studied directing prior to acting and I've done music videos and documentaries and things that were sort of well-received.

My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.