I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.

I really cite Walt Disney as teaching me everything I know. It sounds crazy, but I'm serious! In 'Bambi,' the mother dies, but you don't see the corpse. You see the father, the stag, come up and you see 'Bambi' alone, and that has so much more impact than seeing a mutilated deer.

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

My parents instilled a very strong work ethic in me from a young age, fortunately.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.