When I'm directing I'm working from 100% of my brain, but when I'm acting I'm working from my heart.

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.

I'm beyond proud and happy - I never imagined I would have one fan, and there seems to be a few. I just couldn't be happier that people seem to like what I'm doing and seem to respond to it. If they weren't there, I don't know what I'd be doing right now.

My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.