Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care.

I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.

I need to keep my dancing on the right side of weird, otherwise it might get a bit like "American Idol."

I'm not reading any novels right now, though not for lack of trying. Unless they're really good, my attention in most novels tends to sputter out after a hundred pages or so - an awful admission for someone who is trying to write one, but it's true.

I'm used to writing short stories, which is primarily what I like to read.

We like to juxtapose our music with a more dour aesthetic.

Everything's immediately diminished. That's why there's no real rock stars anymore. People are too accessible.