I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

I got into a bad jag of movies that helped pay the rent and I thought would help further me along.

There's not a comedy actor who doesn't want a chance to do drama, and vice versa. As actors, we're always looking to be pushed and to do the other side of the coin.

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

I'm almost 40, so it's an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I'll be a waiter. Awesome.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!