Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

The tree is known by his fruit.

I had a fan who had a fictional relationship with me. She wrote letters to me and then wrote return letters to herself (from me). In her mind, we were married and had two children. Her parents finally uncovered this delusional life she was living and she got help.

I believe in living in the present and making each day count. I don't pay much attention to the past or the future.

I always wanted to be a father and thought it would be great, but it just took the right woman and the right time to make it all happen.

I only pick one thing; North, South, East or West. I just get on the road and go. That's the point. The only governor I give myself is what's the time limit.

I tell myself I bear witness. The real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.