I had a van that I customized so I could basically live out of that while I traveled and then I graduated to an Airstream. I've got three Airstreams now and they're all customized different ways. The good thing about those is there's not enough square footage to blow all your money.

My life is the road, man. I need to keep moving.

My rule is to break one sweat a day.

I think human consciousness is a misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law.

Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.

I think 'unbelievable' is an unbelievably stupid word.

It's nice when they notice the deep voice from across the house, and they know it's papa. They know it's Dad.