Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

I don't know how to work a room. It's a real skill.

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

A creep is someone who claims he's one thing but he's actually another.

Bringing a baby into the world is something I've always wanted, and now I'm completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being.

My rule is to break one sweat a day.