The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.

Try not to make a straight line crooked.

I think most defense attorneys know, to some extent, their clients are guilty.

You want to be a writer? Start writing. You want to be a filmmaker? Start shooting stuff on your phone right now.

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

A creep is someone who claims he's one thing but he's actually another.

We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success.