If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.
Personally, I've decided to stop evolving.
Afghanistan is more than the 'graveyard of empires.' It's the mother of vicious circles.
I don't understand men. I don't even understand what I don't understand about men.