A friendship between reporter and source lasts only until it is profitable for one to betray the other.

If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile.

President Bush was once asked which Presidential speech he admired most. He replied that it was the one Teddy Roosevelt had in his pocket that had helped cushion the blow of a would-be assassin's bullet.

And as far as doing God's work, I think the bankers who took government money and then gave out obscene bonuses are the same self-interested sorts Jesus threw out of the temple.

The insane have achieved political respectability while the sane act too good for it all. The irrational celebrate while the rational act bored and above-it-all.

Are women necessary? Not with Ava around

Celebrity distorts democracy by giving the rich, beautiful, and famous more authority than they deserve.