The Mormons even baptized Anne Frank. It took Ernest Michel, then chairman of the American Gathering of Jewish Holocaust Survivors, three years to get Mormons to agree to stop proxy-baptizing Holocaust victims.

Celebrity distorts democracy by giving the rich, beautiful, and famous more authority than they deserve.

Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.

I find having a column a very difficult form of journalism. I'm not a natural like Tom Friedman and Anna Quindlen.

Personally, I've decided to stop evolving.

And as far as doing God's work, I think the bankers who took government money and then gave out obscene bonuses are the same self-interested sorts Jesus threw out of the temple.

Women have become so obsessed with not withering, they've forgotten that there are infinite ways to be beautiful.