It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf.

Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.

You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Sometimes it is worth any amount of suffering just to prevent giving your parents the opportunity to be right.

Before I take you into the beating heart of the story, let’s get one thing out of the way. I know from experience that when it comes up later, it will distract you so much that you won’t be able to concentrate on anything else I will tell you. My name is Jubilee Dougal. Take a moment and let it sink in.