It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part.

I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford.

It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.