She introduced herself to my parents with one of her mighty, bunny-crushing handshakes. (I'd never seen Claudia crush a bunny, to be fair, but that's the approximate level of pressure.)

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

We study there a lot because... what other choice does society give us, right? It's Starbucks or death, sometimes.

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

Did you hear?" he asked. "They found another body around nine this morning. It's the Ripper, definitely." "Good morning," I replied. "Morning. Listen to this. The second victim.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.