Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.

because talent alone doesn't make an artist

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.

What tinfoil?" he asked.

Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!

You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have seen some bad taxidermy. This was top-notch work. It would have fooled anyone.

She looks like a jumper to me. Jumpers do that a lot, stand on the edge and stare out. Never kill yourself in a Tube station. Tip number one. You might end up down here forever, staring at the wall." Stephen coughed a little. "Just giving advice," Callum said.