I don't remember having a crush on a boy when I was a girl. I don't even remember my first kiss.

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

After I got to Hollywood, I resented that I didn't get a crack at more dramatic roles because I photographed so beautifully.

My whole life was foretold to me. An old Romany gypsy read my fortune.

Charles Laughton signed me to my first movie contract at 17. He later asked my parents if he could adopt me.

The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.