Pessimism does win us great happy moments.

Sometimes I feel that I am a natural born genius in a field of human endeavor that hasn't been invented yet

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

Beauty and the lust for learning have yet to be allied.

Zuleika, on a desert island, would have spent most of her time in looking for a man's footprint.

Pessimism does win us great happy moments.