You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.

The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.

People are either born hosts or born guests.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.

Women who love the same man have a kind of bitter freemasonry.

Not philosophy, after all, not humanity, just sheer joyous power of song, is the primal thing in poetry.