Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.
When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul.
I may be old fashioned, but I am right.
To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be.
The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.