I think 'G.I. Joe' is a perfect example of how I'm the world's worst businessman. If I were smart, I'd be writing 'World War Z Part 12', but I have to go where the muse leads, and I've always been a huge 'G.I. Joe' fan. I always wanted to know more about these characters, these little plastic figures I played with as a kid.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.

[...]you don’t have to be Sun freakin Tzu to know that real fighting isn’t about killing or even hurting the other guy, it’s about scaring him enough to call it a day.

With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion?

The bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority.