The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts

Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.

...because I'm sure that as soon as things really get back to "normal," once our kids or grandkids grow up in a peaceful and comfortable world, they'll probably go right back to being as selfish and narrow-minded and generally shitty to one another as we were.

They were viewed very much like castles, I suppose: as crumbling, obsolete relics, with no real modern function other than as tourist attractions. But when the skies darkened and the nation called, both reawoke to the meaning of their existence. One shielded our bodies, the other, our souls.

I think 'G.I. Joe' is a perfect example of how I'm the world's worst businessman. If I were smart, I'd be writing 'World War Z Part 12', but I have to go where the muse leads, and I've always been a huge 'G.I. Joe' fan. I always wanted to know more about these characters, these little plastic figures I played with as a kid.

Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.