Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature.

I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.

There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.

I wanted to serve. It was Desert Storm. I thought, 'I was a rich kid, and America's been good to me.

Fear is the most basic emotion we have. Fear is primal. Fear sells.

If you believe you can accomplish everything by "cramming" at the eleventh hour, by all means, don't lift a finger now. But you may think twice about beginning to build your ark once it has already started raining

When I read Frank Miller's 'The Dark Knight Returns', I think it's a wonderful record of the Reagan era. I think it's amazing. This is the time I lived in.