I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.
We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.
But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my actions toward them to make them as comfortable as possible.
I don't want to wait more than a year and a half or two years between books.
People are essentially red meat. They are.