Dignity: the doomed man's final refuge.
You can put anything into words, except your own life.
The point is to show who is the cross and who the crucified.
A joke is a good camouflage. Next best comes sentiment... But the best camouflage of all - in my opinion - is the plain and simple truth. Because nobody ever believes it.
Strictly speaking, every citizen above a certain level of income is guilty of some offense.
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?