There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have.

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore.

I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to Tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I’m joking or not.