Someone explained parallax error to me, and I thought Ah, with a cheap camera, it would be pretty easy to behead someone.

People call me a bedroom electronic musician, which I suppose I am. But I hate most electronic music; I find it really boring.

The program I use is called MED Soundstudio. It's basically a column of numbers that relate to pitch, duration, the type of sound. If I want to play a chord, I have to press keys on a keyboard - like a computer keyboard, on my Amiga - that relate to sharps and flats, note by note.

I'm a bit of a control freak, so I always appreciate being inside the nuts and bolts of the music - I don't like newer programs that paper over your cracks.

When I'm in my studio, it usually feels like a hassle to actually press all the buttons and make music come out the other end.

When I've got massive projects to be getting on with, I find myself open to distractions, particularly when deadlines are involved.

The internet becomes too arch. The clip is uploaded and reuploaded endlessly with banner headlines and crappy 3-D graphics. Stuff rots in this supposedly clinical space.